Posts Tagged as ‘explicit’

June 30, 2008

I AM SPAM – IV

I would love to get my head out of the gutter… oh wait, no I wouldn’t… which is why I bring you the fourth installment of I AM SPAM.

Nothing beats a huge stick – except perhaps a bigger stick…
Attract woman like flies with our new penile shaft elongating pills - I believe the saying being referenced is “like [...]

May 15, 2008

I AM SPAM – III

If it takes three things to make a trend, then I think we are on to something with my third installment of I AM SPAM…

Janet Nelson is turning penis enhancement SPAM into something for the whole family… good, clean, cartoon fun.
 
And for the academics, there is SPAM is Poetry dedicated to turning authentic spam into prose.  The About page says the site [...]

May 9, 2008

I AM SPAM – II

More sexual spam that arrived this morning…

Stop being a loser – this is a given
The best way to stripe a woman - I have to assume he forgot to hit spell check on that one…
Never been a real good lovemaker - clearly intended for all those fake good love makers out there
Study shows woman love bigdigg – I am impressed with [...]

May 6, 2008

I AM SPAM

Thanks to a way-too-easy work email address, I get a ton of spam.  Which would normally be annoying except that the subject lines are ridiculous.  So ridiculous, in fact, that I sent one around to my coworkers at which point my boss kindly pointed out, “You are the only person I know that would forward sexually explicit [...]