Although iPhone apps aren’t the reason I switched to an iPhone, they are quickly becoming the reason I haven’t switched from the iPhone! For my second installment of Claps for (iPhone) Apps, I bring you…
Passion: With the new iPhone Passion application you can “rate” your lovemaking – in real time (without the help of an [...]
Definition: A list of all the people that you’re allowed to have sex with if you ever get stuck in an elevator with them.
I’ll show you mine my list if you show me yours…
Diesel XXX is throwing a massive 17-city party on Saturday, October 11th. But that’s not my point because well, who cares? What’s interesting is the short they created to promote it.
Definition: A hard-up very unattractive girl that hangs around in bars/clubs waiting to sexually assult males who are too drunk to defend themselves or know better.
Question – Is this where the term “swamp ass” came from?
Not only is it Friday, let alone the Friday before a three day weekend… but today is also the day that Night of the Giving Head, a “zombie porno” movie, is being released. Yeah, you read that right… a zombie porno.
Obviously this peaked my interest, um… bad choice of words, I mean ‘left me with questions’. [...]
I would love to get my head out of the gutter… oh wait, no I wouldn’t… which is why I bring you the fourth installment of I AM SPAM.
Nothing beats a huge stick – except perhaps a bigger stick…
Attract woman like flies with our new penile shaft elongating pills - I believe the saying being referenced is “like [...]
If it takes three things to make a trend, then I think we are on to something with my third installment of I AM SPAM…
Janet Nelson is turning penis enhancement SPAM into something for the whole family… good, clean, cartoon fun.
And for the academics, there is SPAM is Poetry dedicated to turning authentic spam into prose. The About page says the site [...]
More sexual spam that arrived this morning…
Stop being a loser – this is a given
The best way to stripe a woman - I have to assume he forgot to hit spell check on that one…
Never been a real good lovemaker - clearly intended for all those fake good love makers out there
Study shows woman love bigdigg – I am impressed with [...]
Thanks to a way-too-easy work email address, I get a ton of spam. Which would normally be annoying except that the subject lines are ridiculous. So ridiculous, in fact, that I sent one around to my coworkers at which point my boss kindly pointed out, “You are the only person I know that would forward sexually explicit [...]
