Thanks to a way-too-easy work email address, I get a ton of spam. Which would normally be annoying except that the subject lines are ridiculous. So ridiculous, in fact, that I sent one around to my coworkers at which point my boss kindly pointed out, “You are the only person I know that would forward sexually explicit spam to her colleagues”. ‘Nuff said… bad call… but my mistake is your good fortune because now I am just going to blog about them.
I present you with my spam subject lines, in no particular order:
- Bomb her womb from your huge cannon! – (which survey says should actually read, ‘bomb her foxhole with your huge cannon‘ but who am I to edit?!?)
- A key from her bedroom is in your pants – (what does that actually mean?)
- Explore her deep mole hole more – (really, a ‘mole hole’? wouldn’t that mean your penis has never seen the light of day? and is the word ‘more’ really necessary?)
If you have seen any that should be on this list, please let me know!