Moustaches are powerful tufts of hair.
Luckily not everybody can grow one, but that shouldn’t stop anybody from harnassing it’s power. That’s where the finger ‘stache comes in…
Draw a moustache on the side of your clean pointer finger with a Sharpie marker
Place same finger under your nose on your top lip (now do you see why I suggested the finger be clean?)
If you aren’t into drawing on yourself you can always use this pre-made moustache masterpiece, but I’m warning you that it won’t be as much fun!