… for being loyal while I was on hiatus!
Ever since my mom found the Maxine greeting card from Hallmark that read, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me,” it has been our motto. Shoot – why the hell not? I mean, snarky gossip is twice as awesome as eaves dropping which even better than people watching which obviously trumps US Weekly… and everybody loves US Weekly, so I think I’ve made my point!
So where is one to get their fill of stuff they shouldn’t hear? Well, I’ll tell you… cuz I’m a giver… rated by inappropriate excellence:
- FML (F-My-Life): Where every day folks share the stories that make them say, “F-My-Life!”
- Fireland on Twitter: A dude named Joshua Green Allen who’s one-liners will make you more uncomfortable than watching Borat in NYC’s Diamond District.
- Texts From Last Night: A collection of texts that prove your friends have your best interest at heart when they take your phone away from you at the end of a debaucherous night.