… for being loyal while I was on hiatus!
Ever since my mom found the Maxine greeting card from Hallmark that read, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me,” it has been our motto. Shoot – why the hell not? I mean, snarky gossip is twice as awesome as eaves dropping which even better than people watching which obviously trumps US Weekly… and everybody loves US Weekly, so I think I’ve made my point!
So where is one to get their fill of stuff they shouldn’t hear? Well, I’ll tell you… cuz I’m a giver… rated by inappropriate excellence:
- FML (F-My-Life): Where every day folks share the stories that make them say, “F-My-Life!”
- Fireland on Twitter: A dude named Joshua Green Allen who’s one-liners will make you more uncomfortable than watching Borat in NYC’s Diamond District.
- Texts From Last Night: A collection of texts that prove your friends have your best interest at heart when they take your phone away from you at the end of a debaucherous night.
A San Francisco couple set up a live video feed to watch over their dog’s six Shiba Inu puppies… and the rest is history (or rather, workplace distraction).
If only they could pipe in puppy breath… bestill my puppy-loving heart.
Doesn’t Banksy‘s latest NYC piece remind you of the YouTube darling, Charlie Bit My Finger?
Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged with Disorderly Conduct
POSTED: 12:00 pm EDT September 30, 2008
MIDDLETOWN — A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public — while wearing a cow suit. A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening. Allen also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there. Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway. The officer’s report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol. The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.