Heelarious is a line of so-called “crib heels” for infants 0 to 6 months. These hilarious shoes are designed to look like high heels and help to glam up play dates and beauty sleep. I used to think I really wanted boys… but maybe having a daughter would be more fun that I originally thought… in a non-JonBenét-Ramsey-sort-of-way.
Note: Although these look like real heels, they are actually made from soft flexible fabrics with a collapsible heel. Besides they are not intended for walking (which shouldn’t be a problem for infants ages 0-6 months) and are therefor safe for babies.
This is a photo of Cinders, the boot wearing pig. He suffers from a real phobia… Dirt Phobia. I kid you not! So her owners outfitted her with Paddington Bear doll Wellies so that this little piggy can be a… pig. Proof this story is more than a Photoshop job:
After a little eyerolling chuckle, I basked in the comfort that I (and those I love and respect) am above this nonsense. But the true test was today, Bring Your Pet to Work Day, when my promises-he-isn’t-gay-coworker brought his dog, Jada, into the office.
Am I still above this? Hell yeah I am! It’s kinda funny on a pig who is afraid of dirt. Sorta sad in person…