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I AM SPAM – IV

I would love to get my head out of the gutter… oh wait, no I wouldn’t… which is why I bring you the fourth installment of I AM SPAM.

  • Nothing beats a huge stick – except perhaps a bigger stick…
  • Attract woman like flies with our new penile shaft elongating pills – I believe the saying being referenced is “like flies on shit” which raises all these questions for me…
  • Email Subject:  Have sex till you drop  Email Body: I enjoy sleeping around and the women enjoy my company – WOW – these pills can actually give men manly-bits AND a personality… what’s not to like?!?!

SPAM is nothing but a dirty, four-letter word… isn’t that awesome?

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I AM SPAM – II

More sexual spam that arrived this morning…

  • Stop being a loser – this is a given
  • The best way to stripe a woman – I have to assume he forgot to hit spell check on that one…
  • Never been a real good lovemaker – clearly intended for all those fake good love makers out there
  • Study shows woman love bigdigg – I am impressed with the R&D that went into this product… SOLD!
  • Your maid will be please like with no one else before!  – P.S. She is totally fired!

Come on NoticeThings readers… I know you must have received some dozies!  Send them my way so we can share with the world! 

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