Although iPhone apps aren’t the reason I switched to an iPhone, they are quickly becoming the reason I haven’t switched from the iPhone! For my second installment of Claps for (iPhone) Apps, I bring you…
Passion: With the new iPhone Passion application you can “rate” your lovemaking – in real time (without the help of an audience)! By strapping the iPhone to arm or belt, users are rated on duration, activity and orgasm by using the iPhone’s timer, microphone and motion sensor. Feeling competitive? Track your results by uploading online and comparing with other couples. For the love…!
Definition: A list of all the people that you’re allowed to have sex with if you ever get stuck in an elevator with them.
I’ll show you mine my list if you show me yours…
Diesel XXX is throwing a massive 17-city party on Saturday, October 11th. But that’s not my point because well, who cares? What’s interesting is the short they created to promote it.
Definition: A hard-up very unattractive girl that hangs around in bars/clubs waiting to sexually assult males who are too drunk to defend themselves or know better.
Question – Is this where the term “swamp ass” came from?
Not only is it Friday, let alone the Friday before a three day weekend… but today is also the day that Night of the Giving Head, a “zombie porno” movie, is being released. Yeah, you read that right… a zombie porno.
Obviously this peaked my interest, um… bad choice of words, I mean ‘left me with questions’. The following is the first line of the press release on AVN and I think it pretty much covers it.
“Half-naked zombie girls surround a hilltop house, pounding on its plate glass windows and screaming for “more cum, more cum.”
This is not a joke… although admittedly funny.
I would love to get my head out of the gutter… oh wait, no I wouldn’t… which is why I bring you the fourth installment of I AM SPAM.
- Nothing beats a huge stick – except perhaps a bigger stick…
- Attract woman like flies with our new penile shaft elongating pills – I believe the saying being referenced is “like flies on shit” which raises all these questions for me…
- Email Subject: Have sex till you drop Email Body: I enjoy sleeping around and the women enjoy my company – WOW – these pills can actually give men manly-bits AND a personality… what’s not to like?!?!
SPAM is nothing but a dirty, four-letter word… isn’t that awesome?