Definition: A list of all the people that you’re allowed to have sex with if you ever get stuck in an elevator with them.
I’ll show you mine my list if you show me yours…
Definition: A hard-up very unattractive girl that hangs around in bars/clubs waiting to sexually assult males who are too drunk to defend themselves or know better.
Question – Is this where the term “swamp ass” came from?
Definition: Adjective meaning popular on the outside, poopy on the inside.
Example: Everybody likes Evenia (my aunt, in case you are wondering) but really, she is such an asshole. I guess she’s just poopular?!?
Sorry for all the poop posts this week… I have no idea what that is all about.
Definition: The bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.
Definition: The soundtrack to this photo…